My Think Piece

Does Your Cat Play The Fiddle? Does your cat play the fiddle? Does she play violin? Does she play all night Till long after 10? I never really know  Just when it will end Does your cat play the fiddle Does she play violin Does your cat play the bongos? Does she play the Kazoo? When I first heard the music I thought it was you I have to wonder What's the world coming to? Does your cat play the bongos? Does she play the Kazoo? Does your cat play guitar Does she play rock and roll Does she play bass guitar For hip hop and soul Sometimes it seems like  Losing control Does your cat play guitar Does she play rock and roll? This song/children's tale is done to the tune of "Cotton Eye Joe"

Does Your Dog Own A Skateboard? Does your dog own a skateboard? Does he own a bowling ball? I hear him in the kitchen, I hear him in the hall. I just have to stop and wonder At the wonder of it all! Does your dog own a skateboard? Does he own a bowling ball? Does your dog play soccer? Or maybe basketball? I can feel the windows rattle I can feel it through the wall I just have to stop and wonder At the wonder of it all! Does your dog own a skateboard? Does he own a bowling ball? Does your dog have a cricket bat? A cricket rubber ball? I hear him through the ceiling, See a bit of plaster fall. I just have to stop and wonder At the wonder of it all! Does your dog own a skateboard? Does he own a bowling ball?